June 20, 2020

"Daddy, why does Uncle Gus hold coffee that way? Is it because he's a weirdo?" Legit question asked by one of my girls. I've never been so proud.

June 20, 2020

I never get tired of this view no matter how many times I've been here.

June 20, 2020

Let both of the girls load up a cone full of all the ice cream and toppings they wanted. The sugar rush was worth the quiet ride home. #sugarcrash

June 20, 2020

You should have seen the face of the guy sitting next to me when I pulled out my phone to take this picture.

June 20, 2020

Look at this fuckface being leisurely. I've never seen anything like it.

June 20, 2020

Best lobster rolls on the coast. Fight me.

June 20, 2020

A selfie to prove that I can actually enjoy myself in the sun when I'm not burning.

June 20, 2020

I'm a grown man who still hates being at the top of the ferris wheel. It's a sad but touching moment when your daughters have to hold your hand.

June 20, 2020

Spent a long day and evening at Coney Island and I was sunburned like hell the next morning, but it was worth every second.